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Trent14
  • Town/Country : Tulsa, Usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1035
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

#15451762 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (7451)

On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (37480) - you deserved it (7492)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#14726296 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (19101) - you deserved it (1703)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (53718) - you deserved it (2592)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (24218) - you deserved it (2427)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (13738) - you deserved it (15222)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (3322)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (21327) - you deserved it (4108)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (10383)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (7409)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

#12214891 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (5697) - you deserved it (38561)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100 (349)

I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (6929)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (30485) - you deserved it (2659)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

#11911406 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (16109) - you deserved it (30634)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

#9918494 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (5695) - you deserved it (45811)

On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)