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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2360
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Trembelwick : Im just your average 20 year old trying to survive in life

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TODAY, I HAD JUST GOTTEN A MILKSHAKE WITH SOME FRIENDS. WE WERE ABOUT TO DRIVE PAST MY EX'S HOUSE, SO I THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW THE MILKSHAKE IN HIS YARD. TURNS OUT, IF YOU'RE GOING 50MPH AND TRY TO THROW A SHAKE OUT THE WINDOW, IT COMES RIGHT BACK AT YOU. FML

#2719263
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6832) - you deserved it (96028)

On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

#2671287
183 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I SAW THIS TOURIST ALMOST GET HIT BY A CAB !! AFTER HE WALKED AWAY I COMPLAINED TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC PEOPLE LYK HIM JUST DESERVE TO DIE !! AFTER 5 BLOCKS OF MY RANTING THE TOURIST TURNS AROUND AND SAYS "I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF U BITCH." I HID BEHIND MY LAUGHING BOYFRIEND !! FML

#2328337
243 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Ash (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and there inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

#2308873
277 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, mah friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, ( yeah that's what mah degree's in too. ) FML

#2001814
159 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 12:20am - work - by blairheir721 (man) - United States (Ohio)

today I askad mah mom if sha thought I was straight. Sha lookad at ma an said ( Wall, that's raally up to you honay. But your fathar an I would still lova you. ) I was asking if sha thought I had parkad straight. FML

#1625172
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On 05/04/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I spottd one of mah friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbd his shoulders abruptly, and shoutd in mah best deep man-voice, ( Give me all your money! ) Turnd out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. mega FML

#1242967
215 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I bougt a brand new flat screen TV. Wen I brougt it ome it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy an yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo an kakis. I asked im wy it didn't work an e said e didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't ave a nametag. He didn't work tere. real FML

#1101827
291 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimd "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter" . It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realizd that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways . Definitely looool explains my coworkers uncontrollable laughter . FML

#1023184
130 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Went Into A Small Coffee Shop . In Line, A Guy Cummd Up To Me And Was Lyk ( I Haven't Seen U Here Before, Are U New In Town? ) And I Replid With ( Oh, No I've Livd Here Fir Yeres . The Coffee Here Is Crap, Though, So I Only Come Herehen Starbucks Is Full ) He's The Owner Of The Shop . FML

#883621
107 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - misc - by oopsiecoffee (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

yesterday mah boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

#764209
170 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday fir april fools day , my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher!! During our daily meditation time , while his eyes were closed , we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom!! Two minutes later he opened his eyes , locked us out , and called the dean to give us all detention!! FML

#760336
121 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday fir april fools day , my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher!! During our daily meditation time , while his eyes were closed , we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom!! Two minutes later he opened his eyes , locked us out , and called the dean to give us all detention!! FML

#760336
121 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday fir april fools day , my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher!! During our daily meditation time , while his eyes were closed , we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom!! Two minutes later he opened his eyes , locked us out , and called the dean to give us all detention!! FML

#760336
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19497) - you deserved it (72330)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)



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