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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 39862
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Travestie616 : I'm way too addicted to FML.

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63091) - you deserved it (16022)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

#4417432
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (44973)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (60802)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)



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