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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50249) - you deserved it (7804)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31433) - you deserved it (3290)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95601) - you deserved it (10491)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (4579)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

#16294249
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (3256)

On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61863) - you deserved it (9673)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (4867)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44265) - you deserved it (3762)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (7406)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50721) - you deserved it (9657)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (5609)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31040) - you deserved it (11506)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)



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