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Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)
Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML
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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States
Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)
Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother in law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
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