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TransitionCovert's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 9:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by my ears are dying / 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
by :( / 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking… Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on… Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into…