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Trai
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, CA, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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