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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11866) - you deserved it (56180)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12502) - you deserved it (56730)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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