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TotallyTrudy

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TotallyTrudy

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  • Number of visits : 493
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TotallyTrudy : I ❤ cats. Microbiology major. University of Miami 2016.

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Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so ashamed of my weighthen I sat down an the suction of my thigh made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

#21218616
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (19082)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:24pm - health - by ThunderThighs (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40144) - you deserved it (4535)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML

#21166563
81 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2day an older gentleman cummd into my work 4 underwear!! I helpd him fine his size pulld out a pair of navy ones an he then turnd to me an said "I don't want dark colour because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continud looking 4 all thehite pairs!! FML

#21163612
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:11am - work - by unashamed - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm , rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker fir making friends. looool FML

#21161981
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35142) - you deserved it (4308)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm - misc - by Aether - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around an said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly an turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

#21158187
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42633) - you deserved it (3655)

On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML

Today, I ad to call a plumber out, because my idiot daugter clogged te pipes wile trying to looool flus a amburger down te toilet !!

#21142903
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39675) - you deserved it (6526)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42217) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49629) - you deserved it (4529)

On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my car cleand. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomitd out the window. The vomit saild back an splatterd all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 an a mental image that will never go away. FML

#21121715
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36852) - you deserved it (3049)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51798) - you deserved it (4534)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)



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