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About TotallyTrudy : I ❤ cats. Microbiology major. Vanderbilt University 2016.
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Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
Friday 14 March 2014