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About TotallyTrudy : I ❤ cats. Microbiology major. University of Miami 2016.
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Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML
2day an older gentleman cummd into my work 4 underwear!! I helpd him fine his size pulld out a pair of navy ones an he then turnd to me an said "I don't want dark colour because I can't tell if I've shit myself." He then continud looking 4 all thehite pairs!! FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around an said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly an turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML
Yesterday, it's been a week since I found an egg in te street tat ad seemingly fallen out of a nest!! I'd bougt a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it!! It's tus been a week tat I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato!! FML
Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML
Today, I got my car cleand. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomitd out the window. The vomit saild back an splatterd all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 an a mental image that will never go away. FML
Friday 27 March 2015