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ToshSpice
  • Town/Country : Ruston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 September 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ToshSpice : I'm a journalism major in college and I play video games more than I go to class.

Halo and Resident Evil drain all of my free time.

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

#4928502
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47974) - you deserved it (5688)

On 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182060) - you deserved it (25548)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (58889)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

#59474
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7824) - you deserved it (32365)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by boo! (woman) - United States (California)



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