About Toshspice
I'm a journalism major in college and I play video games more than I go to class. Halo and Resident Evil drain all of my free time.
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Toshspice's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

By mylifesucks - / Sunday 30 August 2009 16:40 / United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States
By LadyChristina25 / Friday 5 June 2009 01:07 / United States
By boo! - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 08:25 / United States