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Tonifer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tonifer : I'm Toni.

I'm nicer than I seem.

I hate grape Kool-Aid.

It tastes like AIDS.

Tonifer's page activity

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Tonifer's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Tonifer's favorite FMLs

Today, was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

by muggle68 / 12/10/2009 at 3:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Money

Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

by Dirtyswede / 06/17/2009 at 10:57am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music cd he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok, but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

by Jay / 04/10/2009 at 10:41am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love