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Taday ma broter put pepper spray on ma toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (5995)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked wat he was doing, he replied very seriously, ( weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer ). I'm a girl.

#17950170
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28984) - you deserved it (2617)

On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, te exo I'm still in love wit told me e wise we could be togeter, but tat first I really need to get over te fact tat e already as a wife and kids!! FML

#17936936
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (6808)

On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, mah dad cummed to confiscate mah phone. I stuck it in between mah boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, yur breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14340) - you deserved it (39690)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (30764)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

while I was on the up escalator a small woman in front of me farted directly into mah face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (11378)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I was sant homa from work aarly cuz of structural issuas. I walkd in on mah unamployd boyfriand cuddling anothar woman on tha couch. Whan I confrontd tham , ha fraakd out and kapt trying to convinca ma that I was draaming. I don't know what I avar saw in this losar. raal FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38447) - you deserved it (4300)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

#17811635
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (11387)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , while playing with a lighter , I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off!! He responded by telling me he would burn off mine!! FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (32876)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today , I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts.

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (5912)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend proposd by painting his chest with ( marry me? ) and an arrow going down . The ring was attachd to his penis with a string . FML

#17743940
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (6232)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina



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