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Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML

#18434296
100 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 3:05am - love - by me - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

#18419165
266 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
109 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
113 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
153 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
192 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
231 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
108 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
130 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
168 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
303 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada



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