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Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39386) - you deserved it (9926)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

#18079
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33777) - you deserved it (3659)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8221) - you deserved it (49357)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13264) - you deserved it (104323)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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