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Toby13
  • Town/Country : calgary, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Toby13 : I am a fun loving young adult/teenager. I play sports, watch anime and a bunch more things. Message me if u want to be my friend

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Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by skreweduP (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

Today, I decided to run outside. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he replied You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

#1505270
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On 04/30/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by Eli123 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883
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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

#506180
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On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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