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Toby13

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Toby13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Toby13 : I am a person. I play sports, watch anime and a bunch more things. I don't bite so talk to me

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Toby13's favorite FMLs

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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I agree, your life sucks (10965) - you deserved it (87218)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

#18114247
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7903) - you deserved it (40870)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40411) - you deserved it (5219)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (4008)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

#18037995
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49423) - you deserved it (3856)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (6820)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107148) - you deserved it (6435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

#15075025
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (11658)

On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13672) - you deserved it (20242)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have a cold and need to blow my nose all the time. The problem is that every time I blow my nose, I get a nosebleed. When I breathe through my mouth, I have a coughing fit. So I have to choose between not breathing, coughing up mucus or blowing blood. FML

#14625013
85 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

#14590525
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8352) - you deserved it (32492)

On 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (3129)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22772) - you deserved it (5914)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States



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