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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7750
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ToNstAAr : I'm pretty much a huge dork that likes photography, spending time on the Internet and graphic desighn. You can message me if you want.

I am simply me Beauty is a way of life, love is my reason.

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ToNstAAr's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46551) - you deserved it (25510)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (481453) - you deserved it (45998)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50952) - you deserved it (8281)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (334593) - you deserved it (28812)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1164477) - you deserved it (125742)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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