About Tonstaar
I'm pretty much a huge dork that likes photography, spending time on the Internet and graphic desighn. You can message me if you want. I am simply me Beauty is a way of life, love is my reason.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    33%
  • One more and it's business time

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Tonstaar's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

By Gob / Friday 16 January 2009 14:36 / United States

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

By Apes - / Monday 25 March 2013 07:18 / United States - Temecula

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

By kindergarten teacher / Saturday 23 March 2013 13:25 / United States - Hanford

Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

By seriously! / Tuesday 19 March 2013 05:00 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

By cay / Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:59 / United States - Holley