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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
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