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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 856
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TillyTime : I am an outgoing person who has to have their say. I come on FML to laugh, wonder and just comment! I go on FML every so often and love it!

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TillyTime's favorite FMLs

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (5770)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32222) - you deserved it (3819)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

#15197451
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (4178)

On 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Person in Alaska with a Ferret - United States (Alaska)

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

#15195010
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (9210)

On 03/04/2011 at 8:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

#15194289
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33407) - you deserved it (2629)

On 03/04/2011 at 4:22am - health - by Brandon Butler -

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

#15193214
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10589) - you deserved it (40232)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

#15189592
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (56326)

On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

#15188844
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11191) - you deserved it (30358)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

#15188781
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6311) - you deserved it (33141)

On 03/03/2011 at 7:39pm - work - by hardlyworking - United States

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33758) - you deserved it (7699)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

#15029375
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

#15029210
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24116) - you deserved it (5087)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (2821)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

#14998091
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16139) - you deserved it (38159)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

#14994947
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24338) - you deserved it (2415)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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