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About Tigg3r : Wipe that bull shit off your mouth and deal with it...

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Tigg3r's favorite FMLs

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by tawan - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML


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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by Annie (woman) - Mexico (Coahuila de Zaragoza)

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML


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On 11/22/2009 at 11:49am - health - by trying2breathe (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

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