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Wipe that bull shit off your mouth and deal with it...
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • 50 quality comments

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Tigg3r's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

By Wititipwitpwit / Wednesday 21 January 2009 10:03 / France

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 14 February 2010 19:06 / United Kingdom

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

By Dog fart / Saturday 13 February 2010 16:08 / United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

By bcca - / Monday 13 February 2012 14:22 / United States

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

By tnt007 / Sunday 10 January 2010 21:46 / France