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Tigg3r
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  • Number of visits : 1760
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About Tigg3r : Wipe that bull shit off your mouth and deal with it...

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Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13262) - you deserved it (1517)

On 02/16/2010 at 6:51am - misc - by fmlpgh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

#8250617 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (1774)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

#8199501 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (12317) - you deserved it (3878)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

#7261047 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (4194) - you deserved it (25178)

On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

#7258041 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (8314) - you deserved it (26372)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML

#7121728 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (22117) - you deserved it (4020)

On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

#7053396 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (5870) - you deserved it (18226)

On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

#6998138 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (17180) - you deserved it (4585)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925 (299)

I agree, your life sucks (10663) - you deserved it (34539)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (3971) - you deserved it (61902)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (1935)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (7176) - you deserved it (14892)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

#6878679 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (1868)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by sadcinderella (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

#6865867 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (18354) - you deserved it (1749)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States