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Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44182) - you deserved it (4214)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)



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