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Tiger2819

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 307
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm / United States (Idaho) / Health

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

by mariology / 12/11/2013 at 7:33am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, all three of my meals consisted of 2 hot pockets. FML

by agnosticstudy / 01/28/2009 at 4:53pm / United States (Alabama) / Health