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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Tidus0 : I am young, dumb and full of...hey a little dog with a puffy tail!

I'm 23, don't really do too much with my life but work and see my friends. I'm not studying my MasterCard gold is maxed out and your mum doesn't like you while yet your sisters a slut...sorry for the bad news.

I suppose you can feel free to message me if you like :).

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Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML


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