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Thunderstruck14

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Thunderstruck14

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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1564
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Thunderstruck14 : I'm a college student.

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Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML

#21318762
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34653) - you deserved it (2696)

On 12/16/2014 at 9:11pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

#21298350
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38686) - you deserved it (4710)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

#21298328
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36715) - you deserved it (2363)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm - misc - by really - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said; "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

#21298006
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29329) - you deserved it (3989)

On 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm - work - by thefatnurse - United States (Georgia)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31110) - you deserved it (3685)

On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, the steroids I was prescribed for a slightly irritating sinus infection have worked, albeit at the price of making me almost shit my pants multiple times. My sinuses are now clear enough that I get the full scent of my steroid-induced diarrhea. FML

#21279069
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29333) - you deserved it (2553)

On 10/16/2014 at 12:44pm - health - by roidrager (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46886) - you deserved it (6118)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (4363)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

#21225337
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36021) - you deserved it (10628)

On 07/30/2014 at 11:28pm - work - by heatherfeather22 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

#21187944
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50151) - you deserved it (13180)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51848) - you deserved it (7842)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

#21167190
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59403) - you deserved it (7110)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

#21161933
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36700) - you deserved it (5345)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by jennythezebra (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44900) - you deserved it (9514)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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