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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1989 (26 years)
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About ThreeSheetsGone : Some of my comments are hit or miss.

I'm serious less than 5 percent of the time.

I don't care about bad grammar, spelling, or run-on sentences as long as I understand what point you're trying to make.

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