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ThreeDaysGrace1
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

#14963197
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23811) - you deserved it (2945)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21839) - you deserved it (4625)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

#14954492
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23966) - you deserved it (2681)

On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19812) - you deserved it (3923)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

#14950396
65 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by sadcartoons (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
77 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
83 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
39 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
173 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

#14775233
72 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Milly (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
363 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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