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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 633
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Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28070) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36308) - you deserved it (2495)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (6458)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53545) - you deserved it (3164)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50798) - you deserved it (19070)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
327 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As he's leaving, my daughter starts crying. 'Dont leave me with her !' she says. 'Take me with you !' FML

#2104254
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46180) - you deserved it (7949)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

#544318
158 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (65621)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)



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