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ThomasShaped
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2065
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ThomasShaped : T-Bone: The Mac usin', pink wearin', snowboardin' student fae Glasgow.

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Today, I had to go to my 10 year old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face , "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50063) - you deserved it (3859)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:51am - work - by helen_ (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372996) - you deserved it (413062)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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