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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1708
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheresNoEffingwa : I like;
MUSIC
Family guy
Fashion
Shoes
Dave Chappelle
Sublime
Adele
Kanye West
Comedy
AWOLNATION
Snickers(candy not laughs)
Life
I Hate;
The Government
Racist people
Show offs
Ass kissers and butt lickers
Females
People from Texas
Douche bags
People that ask questions to the author when commenting on a FML, 9 times out of 10, there not gonna answer so stfu and stop being a smart ass


I'm INTP. Dont know? O well

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TheresNoEffingwa's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9594) - you deserved it (32881)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16934) - you deserved it (44021)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (3038)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (1934)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (6177)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35988) - you deserved it (2616)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41059) - you deserved it (9740)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41059) - you deserved it (9740)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (4925)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22487) - you deserved it (3688)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12769) - you deserved it (46588)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

#18790783
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15111) - you deserved it (25362)

On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

#18788734
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14187) - you deserved it (29790)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2239)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia



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