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Today, I realized mah husband an I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it!! He hates it!! FML

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:44pm - love - by noname1025 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex!! Later on, I askd her what she thought!! She said she can't read cursive!! She chose the ex!! FML

#20046039
159 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)

Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" fat FML

#19992100
183 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at some point, an fir some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemd like a good idea to get completely shitfacd on tequila an try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking with an hugging mah girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny an touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. mega FML

#13921347
147 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smell like poop. I paid $20 dollar to make my face smell like shit. FML

#12880728
203 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

today I tried to get my girlfriend of nine month to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, ( If u ask me again, this ishat I'll do to you. ) She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
182 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I opened my personal laptop looool at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten second of slurping , spitting and gagging. It was my frst day. FML

#6040415
44 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating . There's a big hole in the middle of the floor . When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack . I drew back mah leg and looked down to see mah brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror . FML

#3025655
260 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy



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