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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Thecoolkid14 : Im 14 and i love to play hockey. Looking for someone special in my life!

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:38pm<b>doom2</b> - the 06/06/2011 at 5:57pm

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Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

#16523856
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33208) - you deserved it (4696)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:22am - love - by K123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28257) - you deserved it (6871)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44459) - you deserved it (4200)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33083) - you deserved it (4781)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1133985) - you deserved it (111728)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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