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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3577
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!

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Today , I noticd a disgusting odor that seemd to be radiating off my brother!! looool When I askd him about it , he replid , ( I think it's ball sweat!! I haven't had a shower in a few weeks , so it's hard to tell!! ) FML

#16579726
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38627) - you deserved it (3748)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, aunt gave cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. fat FML

#16495613
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55945) - you deserved it (3834)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

today mah boyfriend and I went shooting . While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger . The looool gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking mah nose . big fat FML

#16467969
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31336) - you deserved it (9610)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm - health - by raebelle - United States

Today , I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming , saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest , I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, I Found Out That The School Principal Takes All The Money From The School Fund Raiser To Buy Herself Donuts. I'd Donatd Over $100. FML

#16447988
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (5024)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

yastarday mah grlfriand an I wara driving to a costuma party. On tha way, wa got into an argumant an sha kickad ma out of har car. I had to walk around tha city cantar in an Iron Man outfit trying to find tha party vanua. FML

#16446584
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (8867)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML

#16435078
490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (74808)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY 12 YEAR OLD COUSIN DECIDD THAT ( ALL MEN R PIGS ) AND DELETD EVERY MALE CONTACT IN MY PHONE. FML

#16434926
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37370) - you deserved it (4476)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML

Today..!! I finally convinced grlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work!! Halfway through..!! she fell asleep!! Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was..!! I started to tickle her feet!! She then kicked me straight in the nutshilst sleeping!! FML

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in te refrigerator. mega FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (15430)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (8406)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake . I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars . Essentially, I'm marrying a child . real FML

#16411122
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (22128)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)



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