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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2844
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!

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The_Weirdo's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

#16921062
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (3753)

On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29814) - you deserved it (16571)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46458) - you deserved it (3020)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11155) - you deserved it (56272)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38264) - you deserved it (5121)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (3226)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (8200)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9815) - you deserved it (24363)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (3780)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26727) - you deserved it (4043)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

#16613518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30963) - you deserved it (2947)

On 06/11/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by Macy (woman) - Italy (Lazio)

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28393) - you deserved it (7131)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML

#16599419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27173) - you deserved it (3454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/10/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonyme - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20761) - you deserved it (47614)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38853) - you deserved it (4297)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)



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