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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3576
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!

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2dayhile I thought mah brother was playing with mah new phone he was actually texting a bunch of mah friends that I have chlamydia. He deletd his texts so I wouldn't see them an I spent a half-hour trying to figure out y I kept getting texts of shock an sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (4286)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyd making me smile. An hour later, I saw mah reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in mah teeth. FML

#16944859
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31753) - you deserved it (5203)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:33am - misc - by Kamburgler - United States (California)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like!! When we went on the big scary ridehere you flip upside looool down a lot, he asked me to be his grlfriend!! Then, I threw up on him!! FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39621) - you deserved it (4333)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he puttd looool deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob fir as long as he likd. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (9846)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I askd mah daughterhat time it was . She stard at the clock 4 several seconds before muttering, "I don't know" . She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock . FML

#16939621
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (11548)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (6065)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I RAN TO MAH CAR AND ZOOMED TO WORK TO AVOID BEING LATE. I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY , I FORGOT TO CLOSE ALL MAH WINDOWS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO MAH CAR , I FOUND A DEAD SQURREL INSIDE. MEGA FML

#16937158
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (8124)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm - animals - by anon - United States (Michigan)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today a cop pulled me over an started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking because looool "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (2948)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

Today a cop pulled me over an started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking because looool "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (2948)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

Today, mah sister was on shrooms!! I wasn't able to tackle her before she calld the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off!! FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as a part of mah job, I took a couple around to look at houses that r on sale!! After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, ( Okay!! I think we have enough decorating ideas!! ) FML

#16929016
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31081) - you deserved it (2593)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States

Today as I was going to bd I spottd a man staring at mah window from a nieghbor's yard. Ten minutes later he was still there. I freakd out startd crying and contemplatd calling the cops. My creeper turnd out to be the nieghbor's wooden lawn ornament. mega FML

#16925056
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12534) - you deserved it (34133)

On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can fine a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (4812)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable , but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10876) - you deserved it (30467)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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