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About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!
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2dayhile I thought mah brother was playing with mah new phone he was actually texting a bunch of mah friends that I have chlamydia. He deletd his texts so I wouldn't see them an I spent a half-hour trying to figure out y I kept getting texts of shock an sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyd making me smile. An hour later, I saw mah reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in mah teeth. FML
Today, I askd mah daughterhat time it was . She stard at the clock 4 several seconds before muttering, "I don't know" . She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock . FML
Today, as a part of mah job, I took a couple around to look at houses that r on sale!! After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, ( Okay!! I think we have enough decorating ideas!! ) FML
Today as I was going to bd I spottd a man staring at mah window from a nieghbor's yard. Ten minutes later he was still there. I freakd out startd crying and contemplatd calling the cops. My creeper turnd out to be the nieghbor's wooden lawn ornament. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015