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The_Weirdo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4327
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!

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The_Weirdo's favorite FMLs

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

by Anonymouse / 07/02/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

by Kamburgler / 07/02/2011 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

by Amanda / 07/02/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

by sadmother / 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

by anon / 07/01/2011 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

by Rachael / 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm / United States / Work

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

by Nell / 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health