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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3574
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!

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The_Weirdo's favorite FMLs

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today , daughter announcd on Facebook that she is directly descendd from extra-terrestrials. That would be looool okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. mega FML

#17060608
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (4109)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

after having mah car been broken into the day before cuz I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked mah doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through mah windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39153) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today... mah boyfriend broke up with me... cuz apparently mah mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom did six years ago. real FML

#17019799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45647) - you deserved it (2879)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I met ma boyfriend's sopisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. Te first words to come out of is granny's mout were, "If someting appens to im, you won't get a f*cking cent of te insurance money, you ear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (2818)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, ma friends stagd an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoolic, an I own ma own ouse. My car is paid 4 an ma job pays well. Apparently, I ned an intervention because ma life is not were tey want it to be, wic involves me being marrid wit cildren. mega FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (3265)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (10849)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today My Roommate Sowed Me Tat Er Pepper Spray Ad Expired So I Decided To Test It On Myself. It Worked. FML

#17001302
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9117) - you deserved it (74392)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53587) - you deserved it (16770)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (4758)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, My Mom Said We R Having A Party For The 4th Of July. Her Definition Of A Party Is My Grandma Coming Over. FML

#16974064
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (3579)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31127) - you deserved it (2372)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my grlfriend an I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd . And me, being a pig, playfully grabbd her butt . I realizd it wasn't hers looool when the guy whose butt I'd grabbd by accident knockd me unconscious . FML

#16945838
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10177) - you deserved it (42777)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)



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