About The_Weirdo : Am I strange? Yes. Do I hate you? Depends. If I offend you, there is either a good reason(like you were being a dumbass) or I'm in a bad mood. I like pretty much everyone, except the total dipshits. Of course, there are a lot of dipshits, so I don't really like people after all. Oh well, if we can have a logical argument, I suppose you aren't all that bad. Reason FTW!
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by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
by needanewphone / 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sisco2901 / 01/22/2012 at 4:12am / Slovakia (Nitra) / Love
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
by sick in Vegas / 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Angela / 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by cul8erqtpie20 / 01/03/2012 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by snarly1 / 01/03/2012 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by nolife / 12/29/2011 at 7:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML
by somewhatlucky / 12/27/2011 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…