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Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by sakura_girl / 11/04/2011 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Health
by foreverashamed / 11/04/2011 at 2:57am / Canada / Love
by me / 11/04/2011 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fmlifer / 11/04/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Love
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by KayleeXLoVe21 / 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by oneillrox / 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by LuckyLoser9 / 11/03/2011 at 11:44am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 1:18am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
- Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night… Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked… Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…