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The_Curvy_Girl

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The_Curvy_Girl

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About The_Curvy_Girl : I'm a Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Rings, and cat fan

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The_Curvy_Girl's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13570) - you deserved it (1837)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15154) - you deserved it (1712)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27603) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30850) - you deserved it (3728)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (7184)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (2273)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

#21358332
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28718) - you deserved it (2247)

On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (3369)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

#21355411
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33263) - you deserved it (1829)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33928) - you deserved it (3035)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27246) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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