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The_Chuck_Norris

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 944
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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The_Chuck_Norris's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59658) - you deserved it (15345)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. As a natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

#5068921
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18110) - you deserved it (48370)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML

#4909488
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46401) - you deserved it (5569)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

#4886431
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39166) - you deserved it (2358)

On 08/28/2009 at 4:59pm - health - by dannyfanny (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47613) - you deserved it (6349)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

#4867119
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81935) - you deserved it (3647)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

#4661982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63503) - you deserved it (4405)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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