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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 906
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I was at mah boyfriends house, meeting his family 4 the first time!! We were all standing in the kitchenhen suddenly a smallhite and brown mouse ran by!! As a natural instinct, I stompd on it!! Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier!! FML

#5068921
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17667) - you deserved it (47552)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

2DAY THE GUY I'VE BEEN DATING TELLS ME THAT I NEED TO STOP HANGING ON HIM IN PUBLIC BECAUSE IT'S RUINING HIS GAME WITH OTHER GIRLS. FML

#4909488
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I agree, your life sucks (46279) - you deserved it (5558)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I looool slipped walking down the stars . My mom thought I sprained right ankle . In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me . I broke left ankle . The right one was fine . FML

#4886431
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On 08/28/2009 at 4:59pm - health - by dannyfanny (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, my five year old daugter told me tat wile I'm at work, daddy as is wrestling buddy Melinda over . Se also said tat tey wrestle on te bed so tat tey won't get urt . FML

#4867119
149 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a completely drunk grl walked across te bar and punced me in te face because I was wereing te same dress as er, and er boyfriend said it looked better on me. Wile I was screaming at er fir being a stupid bitc, se puked all over me, wiped er mout and lauged before se passed out. FML

#4661982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62534) - you deserved it (4335)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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