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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1130
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34461) - you deserved it (18611)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32477) - you deserved it (6017)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

#5227356
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (3216)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

#5168963
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (11756)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
936 comments

I agree, your life sucks (371185) - you deserved it (42355)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

#10740
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (3675)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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