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Thewhitedemon's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 5 February 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

By nothingdoes - / Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:59 / United States

Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

By skippy_liz - / Tuesday 26 October 2010 07:48 / United States

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 October 2010 08:03 / United States

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

By Oriianna Raiinbow - / Saturday 23 October 2010 06:07 / United States