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TheTragicReturn
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 August 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2331
  • Number of comments : 149
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Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13389) - you deserved it (2133)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (49539) - you deserved it (4513)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (5184) - you deserved it (39126)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

#6978473 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (5831)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

#5658558 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (5957) - you deserved it (23916)

On 10/05/2009 at 6:49am - work - by Me (woman) - Kuwait

Today, at Wal Mart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide & seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As i was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

#4651060 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (36961) - you deserved it (3283)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (69508) - you deserved it (14725)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)