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Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
by AddictiveAddicted / 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by TheTacoMan / 02/01/2015 at 4:12pm / Miscellaneous
by come on man / 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 7:16am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML
by caterinette / 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm / Portugal / Work
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
by allergic_to_bull / 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 8:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 11:52am / United States (Texas) / Love
by muffins / 08/09/2014 at 9:50am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
by fuckmyjob / 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by angelamegan21 / 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by _Ducks_ / 05/28/2014 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Kids
by SmittyJA24 / 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
- Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved… Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I… Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem,…