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TheTacoMan

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TheTacoMan

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TheTacoManTheTacoMan
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About TheTacoMan : Do you know the taco man, the taco man, the taco man,Do know the taco man that lives on Sanchez Lane?

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Visits<b>Palindromesque</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:19am<b>LuckyDuckie</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 8:34pm<b>Lahariim</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:41am<b>giantbuts71</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 12:39am<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 5:01pm<b>MooCowPlywood</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 4:33pm<b>LIVE2SUFFER</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 3:23am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 7:56pm<b>vaxc</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 1:48pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 12:00pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 10:45am<b>WeLikeIke</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 9:29am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:20pm<b>immadingus</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:29pm<b>RetroLife</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:31pm<b>Vegetarian27</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 6:19am<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 6:12pm<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:13pm

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TheTacoMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

#21308108
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28565) - you deserved it (5844)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation,, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

#21307421
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29673) - you deserved it (2692)

On 11/28/2014 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

#21306439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26277) - you deserved it (1840)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm - work - by caterinette - Portugal

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

#21273575
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38212) - you deserved it (3610)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by allergic_to_bull (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and head butted me. Now there is just an awkward silence. FML

#21270556
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33020) - you deserved it (3873)

On 10/04/2014 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

#21265100
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/25/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

#21233183
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40218) - you deserved it (3858)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69080) - you deserved it (5457)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML

#21180841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42212) - you deserved it (9468)

On 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by fuckmyjob (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

#21154853
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38969) - you deserved it (5569)

On 05/28/2014 at 4:33pm - health - by angelamegan21 - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43910) - you deserved it (4312)

On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43910) - you deserved it (4312)

On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (6567)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58453) - you deserved it (9401)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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