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TheStoryOfWazza
  • Town/Country : sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheStoryOfWazza : Who cares what people think. live life the way you want to. I speak my mind and couldn't care less if you don't agree with me.

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Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14814) - you deserved it (1628)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40360) - you deserved it (5804)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)



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