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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML


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