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Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma Dad called me to tell me tat e ad finally won te lottery and tat I no longer ad to worry about trying to find a way to pay fir scool. I was so excited I started crying. He ten told me tat e won $5 on a scratc off lotto ticket. He bougt a sandwic. Funny dad. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Getting Restles In Mah Psychology Class. I Stretched Out Both Of Mah Arms And Hands Into The Aisle On Either Side Of Me , Only To Fine Myself With Mah Teacher's Package In Mah Palm. Mega FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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