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Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

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133 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

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172 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
205 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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254 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
171 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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225 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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97 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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42 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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