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ThePieGuy0817

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ThePieGuy0817

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3270
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About ThePieGuy0817 : I'm an artist; my profile picture is a photo of a painting I did myself. I am also an as-of-yet unpublished author working on a book called Ascendancy.

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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35380) - you deserved it (9862)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30701) - you deserved it (4180)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (13029)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34675) - you deserved it (7996)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10186) - you deserved it (72179)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

#15542266
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8493) - you deserved it (48758)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48710) - you deserved it (16006)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16704) - you deserved it (53878)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45260) - you deserved it (29909)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (7045)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39589) - you deserved it (6839)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39405) - you deserved it (24345)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49989) - you deserved it (9649)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10662) - you deserved it (32411)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36752) - you deserved it (3758)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States



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